rainofaugustsith:

odinsblog:

melyzard:

berserklrina:

Since no one seems to be teaching the kids this anymore:

Don’t post anything with specific registration numbers on it, kids! This includes driver’s licenses (we’re so proud you can drive now, but don’t show us your name, face, address, and driver number!), passports (travel is fun, but just post pictures of what you saw after the trip is over!), train/plane/concert/show tickets (see above!), or credit cards oh my god people are posting their entire credit card online that will put you in massive debt and screw your credit score for life please do not!!!

This has been a PSA from your concerned friend online. Please protect yourself. Some secrets are not only okay, but necessary.

AND!! And! This also includes posting pictures of barcodes, especially on boxes from things you’ve ordered from Amazon, UPS, etc etc etc.

Barcodes are scannable. I occasionally have to do this for clients at work, and no, I do not work for Amazon, FedEx or UPS or anything like that. At the very least, barcodes contain your home (shipping) address. Do not post images that show a straight on picture of a barcode - the picture of the barcode may or may not be scannable, by people who may or may not work for the company you ordered from.

And absolutely positively do not post pictures containing a tracking number! You don’t even need a barcode reader to decode that information.

And license plates. DO NOT POST photos of your car where your license or registration sticker are visible! This goes for friends’ vehicles that might show up in your photos too.

Don’t post photos where your street number or house/apartment building number are visible and turn off geotagging/ location tagging for photos on your phone.

The Internet Elders warn you about these things for really good reasons.

liberalsarecool:

It’s structural, not individual.

derinthescarletpescatarian:

junkratsadstuck:

junkratsadstuck:

here at the sandwich shop, we’ve started to notice some people who are new to sandwiches aren’t used to meat and cheese between two slices of bread. they find this practice strange and confusing. that’s why we’ve decided to cut the bread out all together. from now on, we’ll just serve slices of meat and cheese on a plate.

we know that many of our loyal sandwich shop customers have been coming here for years to buy our delicious sandwiches. but some people don’t “get” sandwiches, and we need to try and appeal to them with an easier-to-understand meal format. we will no longer be serving sandwiches. all of our food will just be cold cuts on a paper plate. we love our customers and appreciate your understanding <3

Yes we know Craig’s Cold Cuts down the street does cold cuts better than we do and has millions of customers. That’s why we need to switch to cold cuts, to get their customers. We hope that our long-time sandwich loving customer base will be patient in this transition to cold cuts and welcome the certain influx of Craig’s Cold Cut customers who will surely come here to enjoy our worse cold cuts with you, our sandwich-deprived customer base, whom we value so much.

scottsumrners:

chai-spiciest:

brunetterightsactivist:

chai-spiciest:

brunetterightsactivist:

See this is what I mean when I say men are incapable of being sexy. They THINK this is sexy. Meanwhile me and the other ladies in the comment section……disgusted. Horrified. Cringing. Feeling secondhand embarrassment

Yeah this wasn’t for the girlies

ok that was my first thought tbh but i think HE thinks it is 😭

Honey. In THAT shirt? 🤨

you see this man fingering a donut hole and you think this is for women?????

chaoticgouda:

yimra:

kn1ght-l1ght:

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

megatraven:

grymmdark:

wantonlywindswept:

wantonlywindswept:

wantonlywindswept:

wantonlywindswept:

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

oho and now you’re questioning my adverb usage? you? you?

you fucking dare?

you try to change ‘tears’ to ‘years’ for no reason but don’t catch ‘imporint’???

hey quick question gdocs

what the fuck

querched up white boy

pika-memes:

socialjusticeace:

I hate the “Oh ur posting without tags? how is anyone supposed to find ur post🥺” warning shit tumblr does now. the hand of god will deliver me unto others

anapplepie:

when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

roadhogsbigbelly:

the “gays” (my mutuals) on twitter are going wild over this tiktok. and uh. yeah

inthefallofasparrow:

Four of Swords

cupsofjade:

little bill hell’s

saturnisfallingdown:

Due to recent Tumblr updates, I’m officially announcing I’ll be moving to sudoku.com as my primary social media. You can also find me on en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honey_bee